my life in 5 mins

Here's the breakdown of my life in as simply as i can put it .

1) I haven't dated in ages
2) My ass is getting less attractive
3) My intelligence sends out unfriendly vibes
4) My dog stares at my food and only at my food
5) My parents are tired of nagging at me
6) My friends are all getting hitched
7) Guys are all turning gay around me
8) Clothes on me are all a fashion disaster even Chanel can't save me
9) My job is as it is .
10) I have yet to move out of my parents' place.

so thats about how my life is . i am a doctor in a hospital. i have 2 interns under me so basically i have the time to talk about my life while they are cleaning guts out. (literally, 2 patients just came in that required some guts flushing and pumping)

so let's see i work more than 80 hours a week, i basically stay in the hospital more than anywhere else which explains why i don't see the need to get out of my parents' place.

Sometimes i think i am dating my dog, when i get home i hop on my bed with gus and he would sleep by my side. In the morning, he lingers his nice doggy morning breath above my face to wake me up for work. i get up give him a kiss on his forehead, and he walks to the toilet while i wash up. i could say he is the only male species that has seen me naked besides my dad whom changed my diapers when i was younger.

so there you go, the glamorous life of a doctor, you see the disgusting side of humans . You see how humans lie to you about their life and cause you to make a wrong move on the patient. That leads to complications and all because you hide your drug dose or sex life.

your social life revolves people in the hospital -sick or healthy-, it is tragic when the medical fields lacks the superficial layer of looks with all that intelligence going down the drain. I mean whats the point of having the intelligence when you are not even cute enough to start the conversation.

i am of course your average Jane with a high forehead. No i am not bragging on my high intelligence cause you don't need a ton of intelligence to be a doctor , you just have to be able to memorise well and vomit when you see the word "examination".

My forehead is annoyingly high, it is never a contribution to the intelligence but a gentle reminder how normal i look. I am 5 feet 9 inches tall, i wear the normal cat eye spectacles that sits on my narrow nose bridge. My eyes are hazel brown with a tint of grey, and my face is sunken in. overall i look highly malnourished due to the amount of work i do and the lack of food i take.

now don't start on how as a doctor you have to be healthy and all, it is true to a certain extend however when you have 4 surgeries to scrub into, 2 interns to guide , patients to check on there's barely enough time. Thus my daily diet is just my usual tofu and vegetables , yes you are right . I am a vegetarian, meat wasn't so enjoyable when all you see everyday are bloody raw flesh dangling around you as u fix and repair them.

so in conclusion, with a fantastic pay check doctors hardly have much time to spend it. That's what i call boosting the economy.